In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

(Source: thirddeadlysin)

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

his-name-was-lee:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(Source: automatically)